#THERE'S NO HETEROSEXUAL EXPLANATION FOR THIS

[batteryassid]

“I’ve been confused about a lot lately.” LIKE WDYM BY THAT??

bisexuality demons were kicking his ass

[casscainmainly]

This panel always cracks me up because Steph is hallucinating Cass here, so why did she hallucinate her so close. Why is Cass smiling like that. Why is she pointing directly at Steph's lips. What is the heterosexual explanation for this...

(From Batgirl 2000 #26)

[williamaltman]

I fr think the animators shipped JayVik even if the showrunner didn't (not sure about the other writers). I mean, I remember reading that they purposefully made j*lco have sexual tension even if it wasn't in the script, and apparently some of them have drawn JayVik?

There's just no heterosexual explanation for some of those looks, placement of scenes replayed during their final lines, the horny way Viktor was touching Jayce's chin and getting closer in that one scene in episode 8.

Praeco may be a ~wHy CaN't MeN bE fRiEnDs~ guy but I'm sure not everyone involved is and that's part of why it all still came off so gay.

[sagesparrow394]

“I don’t know, Gillion, I could go for a fish fry.”

“I could take you.”

Once again ZERO HETEROSEXUAL EXPLANATION

[corvidarcana]

“I dont ship them and even I couldn’t find a heterosexual explanation for their ending” is the most amazing comment about jayce and viktor ive seen all day

[waywardsou2]

There was no heterosexual explanation for the fight in the council room between Jayce and Viktor in the white vessel.

Listen I'll give you a play by play and some LESS GAY ASS WAYS THIS COULD HAVE HAPPENED

Right so first off we have Viktor jumping over Jayce, grabbing him from behind, wrapping his legs around his waist,and forcing his head back and up. All the while his thumb caresses his top lip

So first of all. We came stop with the lip thing, this is a fight not a serenade. Second of all. Viktor literally pushed him over moment earlier was the smallest flick of his wrist. So he didn't even need to restrain Jayce that way. And third of all he didn't need to get. That. Fucking. Close to his face. I thought they were going to kiss

Then we have Viktor's roundhouse. Like ok I get it its effective but you slammed that man to the ground with your thigh....I'm just saying again you could have literally just given him a light smack and he would have crumpled.

And lastly. He pushes Jayce up onto the bench. Hand around his throat and his arm pinned as he stands with his legs and waist against Jayce.

...do I actually even need to explain how fucking gay this is? Do I really? I'm gonna do it

He could have pushed Jayce over the table. Or out the fucking window if he liked, or maybe just even into the floor again. But no he went face to face right up in Jayce business to stare at him and hold him up by the neck with one hand whilst slowly and carefully taking his weapon out of his hand.

Like just yank it out you don't have to be so gentle. You guys are fighting!

So yeah. That was gay as fuck and the writers did well with that one

I am not complaining in the slightest. And given the option I would have taken Jayce's place (Viktor can choke me any day)

But oh my god was that a feast for the gays and the jayvikers. Wowzah

[musette22]

How often do you think about Anthony Mackie asking Chris if he 'wants some Romanian?' and the reaction. Or just how Mackie seems to know about these two - swear I've seen him giving our boys knowing looks (they aren't very subtle). It's nice knowing he ships them too.

Oh nonnie, how often do I breathe? About the same amount as I think about this moment, I would say 😭 Ngl, I will never ever get over it for as long as I live. This was some PRIME "Mackie knows" material. Literally like when two friends are hanging out with other people and one of them mentions something vaguely related to their crush, and the other will sneakily tease them about it in a way only their friend will really understand and which makes said friend then frantically try and change the subject lest everyone else finds out...

I mean seriously, what else could it have possibly been? Their only likely common Romanian denominor is Sebastian. And why bring up Romanian at all, Christopher? Why does Mackie change his comment from "You want me to do a Romanian accent" to "You want some Romanian?" Why does Chris go "NOPE" and frantically try to cover the microphones? Why does Mackie then make up something about playing a Romanian character when, to my knowledge, he never did? There is no heterosexual explanation for this and it's amazing

Gif credit @realchemistry from this gifset

[oswildin]

There is no heterosexual explanation for this

WICKED (2024) — dir. Jon M. Chu

[myrtwsstuff]

for me the triple take is the biggest byler proof,I mean Will stares Mike bc he has crush on him but Mike’s reaction has not heterosexual explanation,I said what I said

[lilycomplex]

No heterosexual explanation for this

[feral-jackdaw]

If not boyfriends, why holding hands??

[larrysmedicine28]

Friendship. Right. This is exactly how friends look at each other.

CAUSE YOU WERE ROMEO, I WAS A SCARET LETTER AND MY DADDY MOMMA SAID STAY AWAY FROM JULIET

[redactedshapes]

SLUTS

[mm-ft]

Oh come ooooon !

Dr Spencer Reid ? Would you mind tell the crowd how on earth you would know that ?

[caduschka]

🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

[meganooooooooooooooo]

Never forget this man was spreading the "Andruil tried to capture Fen'harel for her bed slave" story there is no heterosexual explanation for that.

history will say they were close friends